[CHILD IN BED, goodnight song sung, parent about to leave.]
I have a question about my adolescence.
What is your question?
My question is, how come you have all that hair? Like hair on your arms? I’ve noticed I’m getting more.
Just part of growing up.
That’s all? Just part of growin’ up?
Yeah, basically. It doesn’t do anything for me. It’s just hair. It doesn’t keep my arm warm or anything. Really, humans just haven’t finished evolving away from it yet. We do come from apes.
Yeah. They kind of look like us.
Just hair, that’s all. It doesn’t do anything.
Yeah. Like hair on your head.
Well, hair on your head keeps you warm, keeps you from getting a sunburned scalp…
Yeah. [Chuckles.] If you didn’t have hair, you’d have to put sunblock on your head.
Which I do.
Yeah, I’m losing my hair up here.
Oh. [Grins.] Just part of growin’ up.